The Morning Quote

Posted on April 10, 2022 by tengrain

“I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created, perhaps.” — Lord Damp Nut.

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15 Responses to The Morning Quote

  1. Jimmy T says:
    April 10, 2022 at 8:47 am

    Charlie as Jebus? Well in the studied opinion of TFG it makes a modicum of sense. Just as his rally makes a modicum sense to TFG and associates. I’m just guessing here, but TFG seems to have connected the dots in an alternate universe…

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  2. Stony Pillow says:
    April 10, 2022 at 9:23 am

    TFG is having a harder and harder time sucking up bandwidth. He’s getting desperate.

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  3. roket says:
    April 10, 2022 at 9:54 am

    He has a very unique case of Tourette Syndrome.

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:
    April 10, 2022 at 10:16 am

    The dreaded double-perhaps! Because he’s the most modest person who ever lived, maybe.

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  5. brucedesertrat says:
    April 10, 2022 at 12:19 pm

    Absolute proof God doesn’t exist, because he wasn’t obliterated by a lightning bolt right there on the spot.

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  6. Claude Robichaux says:
    April 10, 2022 at 1:21 pm

    “Wow, where is Will Smith when you really need him …” (-Jimmy Kimmel)

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  7. Ralph Wiggam says:
    April 10, 2022 at 1:48 pm

    Where was Jesus standing while Cult45 banged the porn star? Was he in bed with them? Was he touching himself? Did he leave any Holy Semen stains on the sheets? And most of all, did Jesus get to go first or did he have to wait for sloppy seconds?

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    • Richard Portman says:
      April 10, 2022 at 7:29 pm

      Language, watch your language. We don’t want to give them any ideas. It’s already too late, but don’t encourage them.

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  8. MinuteMan says:
    April 10, 2022 at 7:43 pm

    Good caption for these tRump religious images:

    “Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.”

    Maybe with an inset of ICE ripping a family apart.

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  9. osirisopto says:
    April 10, 2022 at 8:09 pm

    And humble, too.

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  10. Sirius Lunacy says:
    April 10, 2022 at 9:21 pm

    Excuse me, but aren’t these the same people who made so much fuss about Colin Kaepernick disrespecting the flag and the American military?

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    • Richard Portman says:
      April 11, 2022 at 12:48 am

      Yes, but it is different with them. It is like a cult. They don’t get much information, only from tv and radio. Also we have these renegade bible banging preachers asking to come to Jesus. I would go crazy too. What about Jerry Falwell and his pool boy scandal?
      Oh yes i am the big Christian preacher hiding in the closet while the pool boy fucks my wife?
      No problem, we are Christians now. Everything is ok because Jesus.

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