“I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created, perhaps.” — Lord Damp Nut.
Charlie as Jebus? Well in the studied opinion of TFG it makes a modicum of sense. Just as his rally makes a modicum sense to TFG and associates. I’m just guessing here, but TFG seems to have connected the dots in an alternate universe…
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Man, that’s the whole package right there, including the heart attack-ready old white guy!
Heart attack, stroke, whichever.
I’m not picky , either.
TFG is having a harder and harder time sucking up bandwidth. He’s getting desperate.
He has a very unique case of Tourette Syndrome.
The dreaded double-perhaps! Because he’s the most modest person who ever lived, maybe.
Absolute proof God doesn’t exist, because he wasn’t obliterated by a lightning bolt right there on the spot.
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“Wow, where is Will Smith when you really need him …” (-Jimmy Kimmel)
Where was Jesus standing while Cult45 banged the porn star? Was he in bed with them? Was he touching himself? Did he leave any Holy Semen stains on the sheets? And most of all, did Jesus get to go first or did he have to wait for sloppy seconds?
Language, watch your language. We don’t want to give them any ideas. It’s already too late, but don’t encourage them.
Good caption for these tRump religious images:
“Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.”
Maybe with an inset of ICE ripping a family apart.
And humble, too.
Excuse me, but aren’t these the same people who made so much fuss about Colin Kaepernick disrespecting the flag and the American military?
Yes, but it is different with them. It is like a cult. They don’t get much information, only from tv and radio. Also we have these renegade bible banging preachers asking to come to Jesus. I would go crazy too. What about Jerry Falwell and his pool boy scandal?
Oh yes i am the big Christian preacher hiding in the closet while the pool boy fucks my wife?
No problem, we are Christians now. Everything is ok because Jesus.
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