Jr. Mints Was Involved from the Start

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Sniffles, the Sad Cocaine Clown, Er, Junior Mints was helping to plan the Stupid Coup shortly after Daddy Dumbest lost the election:

Two days after the 2020 presidential election, as votes were still being tallied, Donald Trump’s eldest son texted then-White House chief of staff Mark Meadows that “we have operational control” to ensure his father would get a second term, with Republican majorities in the US Senate and swing state legislatures, CNN has learned.

In the text, which has not been previously reported, Donald Trump Jr. lays out ideas for keeping his father in power by subverting the Electoral College process, according to the message reviewed by CNN. The text is among records obtained by the House select committee investigating January 6, 2021.

“It’s very simple,” Trump Jr. texted to Meadows on November 5, adding later in the same missive: “We have multiple paths We control them all.”

In a statement to CNN, Trump Jr.’s lawyer Alan S. Futerfas said, “After the election, Don received numerous messages from supporters and others. Given the date, this message likely originated from someone else and was forwarded.”

“Those texts,” Futuras did not add, “don’t even have any coke residue on them, nor scratches from the razor blade. My client is innocent!”

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9 Responses to Jr. Mints Was Involved from the Start

  1. Futuras “This proves that my client didn’t run the conspiracy, merely participated, so he’s innocent. That’s a thing, right?”

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  2. They knew they’d lost before they even lost. Illegal and unethical M.O. is not just the way they run their businesses (into the ground) but how they raised their kids as well. It’s who they are to the (empty & rotten) core.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Hmm, let’s see how quickly daddy jumps in to defend him, or not.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. roket says:

    I’m getting tired of being served up nothing burgers. Where’s the beef indictments?

    Liked by 4 people

    • ali redford says:

      To me, it’s past time for actual arrests, with cuffs, etc. No bail, but timely court hearings and so forth. I feel that I, among others, would be picked up for saying and doing far less that appears treasonous (using the term broadly because beer.)

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  5. w3ski4me says:

    I really appreciate now what a failure Donny and the entire clan are. If they had even been halfway competent, we just might be living in the Divided States of tRump now.

    Liked by 1 person

    • spotthedog says:

      Absolutely couldn’t agree more; a little nuance here, a little subtlety there, a sprinkling of restraint – the world would now be in a much more hopeless mess than it is.

      Liked by 2 people

  6. angry spittle says:

    Seditious conspiracy isn’t sufficient for Merrick to act?

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