The First Shady Testifies! 8-Hours Later No One Knows What She Said

The First Shady

Access Journalist Maggie Haberman is having a sad: no one (meaning the First Shady) is leaking the detail of Vanky’s 8-hour testimony. Yet.

Ivanka Trump testified for around eight hours Tuesday to the select House committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol riot that began after her father, former President Donald Trump, spent weeks falsely claiming he was being deprived of a second White House term because of widespread ballot fraud.

Ivanka’s testimony, which was conducted via a remote video hookup, ended around 6 p.m. ET.

“She’s answering questions,” said Rep. Bennie Thompson, D-Miss., the committee’s chairman, earlier about Ivanka, who served as senior White House advisor during her father’s presidency. She was in the West Wing on the day of the riot.

“I mean, you know, not in broad, chatty terms, but she’s answering questions,” Thompson told reporters on Capitol Hill.

“I was wearing all white, as I recall, when I put down my Shoes By Ivanka clad foot, moved away from the window in my serene white space (‘Meditation White By Ivanka’), picked up my iPhone (‘Gossip Pink Stripes by Ivanka’) and looked through all my celebrity friends in my Contacts list to call Daddy, but I paused on Paris Hilton…”

I’m sure that if we ever learn whatever Vanky said, it will be all about herself.

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7 Responses to The First Shady Testifies! 8-Hours Later No One Knows What She Said

  1. was she wearing [whispers] Complicit ?

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I bet she will fare better under interrogation than her stupid brothers. I can see Junior cracking like an egg as he’s questioned… particularly when he enters coke withdrawal.

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    • laura says:

      Anxious gack-sweat and loose bowels- not even the acrid scent of “Complicit” can cover that up.

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    • FELINE MAMA says:

      Curious. Does an addict fail “questioning”/lies, amnesia, confusion, in withdrawal, or when really, really high?? Do people have to take a drug test B4 questioning??
      Inquiring minds, doncha know !

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  3. annieasksyou says:

    Good one, TG. But…someone(s) knows what she said…we’ll find out.

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