First Shady Ivanka To Testify


Ivanka is going to take a break in her busy schedule of ‘Gramming herself in serene white spaces, holding a sheaf of empty pages, starring blankly out a window, with a steaming white mug nearby:

WASHINGTON — Ivanka Trump, the daughter and senior White House adviser of former President Donald Trump, is set to testify before the House Jan. 6 committee on Tuesday, three sources tell NBC News.

It was not immediately clear whether Ivanka Trump’s expected testimony would happen in-person or virtually. Ivanka Trump’s husband and fellow former White House official Jared Kushner testified virtually last week before the committee for six hours.

A representative for Ivanka Trump did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Maybe she will do it on Instagram Live and monetize it? An influencer never sleeps.

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7 Responses to First Shady Ivanka To Testify

  1. I could go for her being in this Serene White Space (I am daily getting meaner and more vicious in my consideration of what treatment befits these criminals)

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    • Jimmy T says:

      Reality demands that we respond as in an eye for an eye, a nose for a nose, or a fat lip for a fat lip. Otherwise, we get no respect…

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Looks like it’s a race to see who is first to throw the others under the bus. I think Vanky, though certainly no genius, is smarter than the boys (she had to learn how to evade her predator father and his predator friends), and will be the one most likely to inform on the others.

    Kush will sing like a canary, he doesn’t want to end up like his old man.

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    • Kush has the problem of just how it happened that while he was Mango Mussolini’s special envoy to the Middle East he got his ass saved financially by refiniancing his Hellgate prestige building at 666 Fifth Ave after we first declared Quatar a state sponsor of terror, then mysteriously dropping it just before the Quatari Soverign Wealth fund dumped buckets of cash on it.

      Or when he and his Billionaires Boyz Club were put in charge of COVID-19 supply chain and logistics at the beginning of the crisis and billions of dollars were spent on…stuff like companies buying 2-liter bottle blanks instead of the actual test tubes that were needed for test kits.

      Sucks to be Pepperidge Farm dirty fucking hippies who remember…

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  3. roket says:

    Ivanka Trump, senior White House adviser. Cracks me up every time I see those words together.

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  4. Richard Portman says:

    Can’t we just send her to a convent somewhere? She is too clueless to be guilty. She’s guilty alright, but she doesn’t understand. I plead mental illness.

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