Guys, Ben Shapiro thinks he’s gonna be the conservative Disney:
Ben Shapiro grew up loving Disney movies, he told his podcast listeners last week. The conservative firebrand passed that love on to his kids by taking them to Disneyland as soon as they were old enough — 6 months of age in the Shapiro household.
But then Disney got political, he claimed. Gay characters appeared in their movies and those characters sometimes kissed each other. Shapiro said the company he once loved was “being held hostage by the woke.”
Shapiro previewed the potential for counterprograming when he told his listeners last weekthat his conservative media company, the Daily Wire, would begin producing children’s entertainment. But he offered no specifics about how or when that might happen.
Good lord, can you imagine what would come out of that foul chimpmunk’s rancid brain as entertainment? I knew you could!
For 1/43 0f a 3/17 of a point: Give Tiny Ben some ideas of Disney Classics updated to reflect conservative values!
I’m going with:
- Cinderella, except that she longs to return to being a scullery maid.
- Snow White except she stays asleep because Prince Charming is an incel and likes it that way.
- The 101 Dalmatians except that the Radcliff’s sell the puppies to Cruella for a handsome profit.
- Song of the South, well, re-released.