Pop Quiz!

All that glitters…

It is a well-known fact that Twizzler is not the sharpest pencil in the box, that his place setting is missing a fork, that his cheese never made it to the cracker (add your own euphemism here)… so it behooves us to give him a helping hand:

For 1/17 of 3/10 of a point for your spring break, name that cider!

Imma go with, “Trump Cannot Not Tell A Lie Cider” or perhaps, “Person. Woman. Man Camera. Cider.”

In the comments, #2 pencils only.

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32 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. purplehead says:

    Hard Cider Gonna Come Again
    What Cider You On?

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  2. Minstrel Michael says:


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  3. Make Apple Cider Again (ingredients: carbonated water, some alcohol and a bit of artificial apple flavor. Made in China)

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  4. Art says:

    I assume the story goes something like this: Power went out on a warehouse full of discount store apple juice. Lacking refrigeration for a few months before being discovered the stuff has moldered and mothered. The owner wants to get rid of it and is willing to let it go for a nickel on the dollar. Trump incorporated will relabel it in his restaurants as “artisanally produced cider” . Pour it through an old sock into a high-end bit of crystal to filter out the worse of the floaters and mung and present it on a silver platter and idiots will comment on the ‘subtle earthy notes and mellow mustiness’.

    Names: “golden shower” is better that anything I can come up with.

    Perhaps “High Culture”

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  5. Jimmy T says:

    I’m thinking that “Drops Away” is the perfect name. After all with the roaring success of Trump Airlines, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University, and other numerous yet misbegotten attempts to fleece the rubes, “Drops Away” makes perfect sense…

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  6. jaf48 says:

    No Good Cider

    Liked by 1 person

  7. TheOtherHank says:

    I’ve always been a fan of “not the sharpest knife on the chandelier”.

    Another vote for Golden Shower Cider

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  8. roket says:

    Cider House Rules because they never have an original thought.

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  9. Sam240 says:

    Little Apple

    Liked by 1 person

  10. MDavis says:

    Fizzle Cider
    Sad Sider
    Gold Plated Cider

    Liked by 2 people

  11. revzafod says:

    Sui Cider
    Stormy Daniels In Cider

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Little Davey says:

    I’m just going to suggest the ad campaign for it, which would be “Helps you to wash down the Ivermectin”

    Liked by 3 people

  13. matt quirk says:

    Both Cider Good People
    In Cider Trading

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  14. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I figure this won’t be an A list cider , so I’m gonna borrow from the previous Repug administration an go with ‘D Cider’n Thief.

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  15. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Who’s Cider You On
    Ingredients: Mostly apples and a couple impeaches

    Liked by 3 people

  16. E.A. Blair says:

    The Devil In Cider

    Liked by 2 people

  17. Burr Deming says:


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  18. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:
  19. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Crapple from the Apple (apologies to Charlie Parker)

    Liked by 2 people

  20. Stephane Landry says:

    Rotten Apples’ Special Cider
    I can’t believe it’s cider Cider

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  21. genelms says:

    Sue You Cider

    Liked by 1 person

  22. osirisopto says:

    It’s raining.

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  23. pagan in repose says:

    “Golden Shower” wins the day.


  24. CalicoJack says:

    Bankrupt Cider?
    Treason Cider?
    Sedition Cider?
    Ate up with the dumbass?


  25. CalicoJack says:

    Okay, Pee Hooker.

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  27. spotthedog says:

    Kinda related; a fitting TFG cocktail recipe – Double Peach Mint, consists of 2 shots peach schnapps and a splash of creme de menthe, aka Brain Damage, Zombie Brain.


  28. Gary R Fricke says:

    Cider, Hard , like the third grade!


  29. MDavis says:

    I guess “Desperately Seeking Daddy’s Approval Cider” is too direct, and hard to fit on a bumper sticker.


  30. Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

    “Be Cider? I don’t even know ‘er!”


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