Happy Hour News
Eagle’s Nest Gift Shop habitué and America’s leading roller Nazi, Madison Cawthorn has decided the way to fight back against the GOP coke-fueled, sex-fiend orgies (Hi Matt Gaetz and Friends!) —and subsequent K-Mac scolding— is to blame the Left, the Right, and the Enemy of the People:
Retiring Sen. Richard Burr — the senior GOP senator from North Carolina — told CNN he won’t be getting involved in Cawthorn’s primary, but added: “On any given day, he’s an embarrassment.”
Maddie stands alone.