News That Will Drive You To Drink

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THE CAPTION: “Vacation house of the Fuhrer. Seeing the Eagles Nest has been on my bucket list for a while, it did not disappoint. Strange to hear so many laughs and share such a good time with my brother where only 79 years ago a supreme evil shared laughs and good times with his compatriots.”

Eagle’s Nest Gift Shop habitué and America’s leading roller Nazi, Madison Cawthorn has decided the way to fight back against the GOP coke-fueled, sex-fiend orgies (Hi Matt Gaetz and Friends!) —and subsequent K-Mac scolding— is to blame the Left, the Right, and the Enemy of the People:

The Rebuttal:

CNN:

Retiring Sen. Richard Burr — the senior GOP senator from North Carolina — told CNN he won’t be getting involved in Cawthorn’s primary, but added: “On any given day, he’s an embarrassment.”

Maddie stands alone.

 

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Rollernazi, Boobert, Margie Three Initials and ‘ Big Giant Forehead’ Gaetz spew utterly vile and stupid shit daily and none of the GOP utters a peep, but when he is accusing the GOP of coke-fuelled orgies they all go nutz…

    How does that Fiddler on the Roof song go?

    🎵PROJECTIOOOOON, Projection! 🎶

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    “On any given day, he’s an embarrassment.” Richard Burr. It’s not funny, but rather pathetic that we had to suffer the embarrassment when TFG was the Guy. And yeah, I don’t recall hardly any Republicans saying TFG was a source of embarrassment and a traitor to boot, when it was obvious to the entire sane world that he was. So congrats to Burr for stating the obvious about the odious Cawthorn, but where were they when it mattered “bigly?”

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Poor kid, he thought simply being outrageous was what it was all about.

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  4. MinuteMan says:

    Retiring Sen. Richard Burr — the senior GOP senator from North Carolina — told CNN he won’t be getting involved in Cawthorn’s primary, but added: “On any given day, he’s an embarrassment.”

    Sounds like a pretty typical GOPer.

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  5. Patrick Day says:

    He would do better if he would go ahead and come out of the closet!!!

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  6. Richard Portman says:

    Oh fuck off Madison. I have met people way braver than you.

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