Every GOP Accusation is Confession, Part Infinity

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but Madison Cawthorn always sucks.

America’s Roller Nazi, Rep. Madison Cawthorn claims he’s been invited to orgies and witnessed elected officials doing drugs:

Not that I’m trying to cast shade, but he never says if he did the raw dog or snorted anything with Junior Mints.

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9 Responses to Every GOP Accusation is Confession, Part Infinity

  1. spotthedog says:

    Yeah, I heard he was the only one who showed up for orgies with axle grease instead of KY jelly (sorry, I know, I’m ashamed – but just a little because its him).

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  2. Czippie L'Shimpe says:

    He totally would have gone with them too, but he has a girlfriend in Canada…

    It has been said many times before, but every time an R speaks, I have to think, “are they that stupid, or do they think we’re that stupid”. It isn’t us they’re talking to, of course, they’re preaching to people who are in fact, demonstrably that stupid.

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  4. osirisopto says:

    Just because everyone in the room is a dick doesn’t make it an orgy.

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  5. roket says:

    A) No Democrat would invite him to their house so why is he surprised to learn about the lifestyle of your typical republican politician?

    2) Why would someone invite a paraplegic to an orgy if he doesn’t like to watch??

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    • tengrain says:

      Well, you know it wasn’t Lindsey, who requires thighs like pistons that can run all night.




  6. paul fredine says:

    if he’s so disgusted by it and really wants things to change why doesn’t he name names and…oh, that’s right. these are people he admired so they must have that ‘r’ before their name. if by some chance they identified as ‘d’ he’d be dropping names like new years eve confetti.

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