On a day when the entire media was focused like a laser on the big Ginni Thomas-Mark Meadows insurrection news, Hair Füror screams “Squirrel!”. Weird innit?
(CNN)Former President Donald Trump filed a sprawling federal lawsuit on Thursday against Hillary Clinton, the Democratic National Committee and 26 other people and entities that he claims conspired to undermine his 2016 campaign by falsely tying him to Russia…
…Over 108 pages, the lawsuit rails against many of Trump’s political opponents and highlights the grievances that he has complained about for years. It claims Democrats and government officials perpetrated a grab bag of offenses, from a racketeering conspiracy to a malicious prosecution, computer fraud and theft of secret internet data. The lawsuit asks for more than $24 million in costs and damages.
As he won the 2016 Goat Rodeo, it seems like a reach to say he has standing. What was the damage he suffered? We should sue HIM for damages, but I digress.
The suit also contains some factual inaccuracies and some of the same grandiose or exaggerated false claims that Trump has made dozens of times.
The civil suit alleges that Clinton and top Democrats hired lawyers and researchers to fabricate information tying Trump to Russia, and then peddled those lies to the media and to the US government, in hopes of hobbling his chances of winning in 2016. Trump claims they were assisted by “Clinton loyalists” at the FBI, who abused their powers to investigate him out of political animus.
Here’s the filing, and yes like any dramatic teenager having a tantrum over not being allowed a tattoo, Hair Füror says that Hillary is trying to destroy his life:
In short, the Defendants, blinded by political ambition, orchestrated a malicious conspiracy to disseminate patently false and injurious information about Donald J. Trump and his campaign, all in the hopes of destroying his life, his political career and rigging the 2016 Presidential Election in favor of Hillary Clinton.
No mention of door slamming and sobbing that no one understands him.
If this thing goes forward somehow, Discovery will be lit!
UPDATE 1: You cannot make this up –