News That Will Drive You To Drink

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CNN is reporting that that madcap scamp Ginni Thomas who —as you may recall— was only at the January Stop the Steal rally for a moment or two, really, and absolutely played no part in organizing the rally —pinky swear!— was busy texting with Mark Meadows (and totally not, you know, organizing an insurrection):

(CNN)The House Select Committee investigating the January 6 riot has in its possession more than two dozen text messages between former Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows and Virginia “Ginni” Thomas, a conservative activist and the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, according to multiple sources familiar with the messages.

These text messages, according to sources, took place between early November 2020 and mid-January 2021. Thomas recently revealed that she attended the pro-Trump rally that preceded the US Capitol attack on January 6, 2021, but says she “played no role” in planning the events of that day.

And I am the Tsar of all the Russias. CBS joins us now:

The messages, which do not directly reference Justice Thomas or the Supreme Court, show for the first time how Ginni Thomas used her access to Trump’s inner circle to encourage and seek to guide the president’s strategy to overturn the election results — and how receptive and grateful Meadows said he was to receive her advice. Among Thomas’ stated goals in the messages was for lawyer Sidney Powell, who promoted incendiary and unsupported claims about the election, to become “the lead and the face” of Trump’s legal team.

The WaPo joins our story in progress (and they give us a day-by-day, in context reading of the texts) :

On Nov. 10, after news organizations had projected Joe Biden the winner based on state vote totals, Thomas wrote to Meadows: “Help This Great President stand firm, Mark!!!…You are the leader, with him, who is standing for America’s constitutional governance at the precipice. The majority knows Biden and the Left is attempting the greatest Heist of our History.”

When Meadows wrote to Thomas on Nov. 24, the White House chief of staff invoked God to describe the effort to overturn the election. “This is a fight of good versus evil,” Meadows wrote. “Evil always looks like the victor until the King of Kings triumphs. Do not grow weary in well doing. The fight continues. I have staked my career on it. Well at least my time in DC on it.”
Thomas replied: “Thank you!! Needed that! This plus a conversation with my best friend just now… I will try to keep holding on. America is worth it!”

It is unclear to whom Thomas was referring.

Unclear. That’s a good one.

Do continue:

On Nov. 19, which would be a crucial day for Powell as she spoke at a news conference at the Republican National Committee, Thomas continued to bolster Powell’s standing in a text to Meadows.

“Mark (don’t want to wake you)…,” Thomas wrote. “Sounds like Sidney and her team are getting inundated with evidence of fraud. Make a plan. Release the Kraken and save us from the left taking America down.”

Good lord, Ginni Thomas was part of the Kraken bullshit!

But Thomas’s high aspirations for Powell quickly collapsed that afternoon. Instead of capturing the nation’s attention at the RNC news conference, where she spoke alongside Giuliani and other Trump advisers, Powell was criticized for spreading a false theory about electronic voting machines as a tool for communists. Some Trump aides were horrified by her and Giuliani’s performances and felt they had embarrassed the president by becoming a parody of his post-election fight.

As Giuliani spoke, a dark brown liquid mixed with beads of sweat rolled down his cheek. “Did you watch ‘My Cousin Vinny?’ ” he asked reporters, tying a legal reference to the 1992 comedy.

Thomas wrote to Meadows, “Tears are flowing at what Rudy is doing right now!!!!”

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While her husband, Mr. Ginni Thomas, er, Clarence is in the hospital for almost a full week being treated for TOTALLY NOT COVID, it is only a scurrilous rumor that Ginni is writing his opinions for him and propping him up like A Weekend at Bernie’s.

Probably.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    She’s a QCumber! She even referenced sending Hillary, Barack, and Joe to Gitmo.

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  2. purplehead says:

    Cripes, what horrible traitorous people. Goddamnit, they better not get away with this $h!†. Both of them. All of them. The whole damned Republican cult.

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  3. roket says:

    Sweet. The NRCC is also using this special occasion to request donations towards the purchase of the next conservative Justice.

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  4. spotthedog says:

    I’ve been voting since 1972, the vast majority of candidates I’ve voted for lost their elections, I accepted that each time and just showed up to vote next election. Learning the extent to which these people would eagerly joyfully illegitimately subvert the process which enabled me to vote for a rare winning candidate – fuck them.

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  5. HarpoSnarx says:

    Gotta ask. Exactly WHY are we about to get shellacked electorally by these rats?

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  7. MDavis says:

    Okay, so he wasn’t impeached or reprimanded for any of the other times he was seated for cases in which his stinky wife was involved – why this one?
    Oh, and it’s about dam time. Hope they do it this time.

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  8. FELINE MAMA says:

    I had to chuckle at that “Weekend at Bernie’s” reference. That thought popped in my head about FatAss tfg. If he had an “incident” in 2023-24, his people would pull a “WatB” stunt. Can you picture it ?!?!??
    Nevermind, his peeps are WAY TOO DUMB.

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  9. annieasksyou says:

    A fine overview, TG! Now let’s see if this story has long enough “legs” to carry the not-so-good Justice right off the bench and his Q-ANON wife/best friend into the criminal justice system. Though one report said Thomas was receiving ivermectin for his “flu-like” symptoms, so who knows where he’ll end up…

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