If Asked, Mooselini Would Serve. No One Is Asking.

The Stupidularity, Otherwise known as the “Scheisskopf Radius” Has Occured

MAKE IT STOP:

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) said that she would, if asked, fill the seat left vacant by the late Alaska Rep. Don Young (R) “in a heartbeat.”

“Think of those huge shoes that are to be filled when we consider Don Young’s longevity and his passion, his love, his fighting spirit for our wonderful state of Alaska and for the nation as a whole,” the former governor added.

“If I were asked to serve in the House and take his place, I would be humbled and honored and I would. Yeah, in a heartbeat I would,” Palin told Newsmax in an interview, adding that “we’ll see how this process is going to go in terms of filling that seat but it would be an honor.”

Fortunately for us (and oddly something that a former Alaska Governor should know, HNNNNNGH!) is that Young’s seat must be filled by special election and not appointment.

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9 Responses to If Asked, Mooselini Would Serve. No One Is Asking.

  1. YellowDog says:

    She won’t run. Too much work, and too many skeletons.

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  2. roket says:

    Trump/Palin 2024

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    I really had thought her 15 minutes of fame were long gone and over. Can we please leave her in the markdown for clearance aisle?
    That seems to be one of our nooze people’s biggest faults, other than outright lying, is that they continue to publish every utterance from truly has been people as if their opinions mattered.
    Better out of sight and hearing I’d say. Throw in (out?) old Newt and a few more has-beens like DT Junior, too.
    w3ski

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  4. Yes, think of those huge shoes, those big, giant flap slapping clown shoes, close your eyes and hear the circus music while picturing the enormously swollen white-gloved jazz hands vibrating uncontrollably, just breath deep and smell the insanity. Think of those huge shoes.

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  5. Grung_e_Gene says:

    Someone savvy should craft a message indicating the Official state government of Alaska is “asking her to serve” to see how long she would pretend to be a congresswoman. Palin must be so jealous of the love and attention Major Traitor Greene and Lauren Dickflasher Boebert are getting

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