Guys, it would not be MPS’ tattoo week without an assist from our friends the animals, amiright?
This tiger is pretty great!
H/T Scissorhead Jimmy-T
…and this tiger is, um…
And this dragon would have been pretty cool, but…
This wolf is, uh, not happy to be there (and like Oakland, there is no there there: where the hell is the there, we wonder?)
H/T Scissorhead Purplehead
And then we got the classic bellybutton conundrum:
…but as always, Muffin wins my vote:
H/T @NamelessCynic
OK, so which is your favorite? In the comments, #2 Pencil!
Mock Paper Scissors 
I guess the guy with has the last one thinks he’s the cat’s ass.
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I like the phone-dragon. I can’t tell if the person is unhappy, or if that’s their fierce game face.
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That tiger had a worse motorcycle accident than Gary Busey.
I think dragon iphone was deliberate ironic hipster style…or ‘shopped (“is it real, or is it
MaybellinePhotoshop?”And that wolf is like the Fly “Kill Me…” also it’s as fat as the person it’s on..
And like ALL tattoos, I”m reminded of Jimmy Buffett’s song “A Permanent Reminder of a Temporary Feeling”
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Muffin FTW.
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I don’t like vanity tattoos. I have nothing to say.
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I kind of like the early-20th C Picasso/fifth-grader tiger. Simple, recognizable, and dynamic. That poor wolf on that skeevy body part makes me really uncomfortable. What is that body part, anyway?
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The wolf appears to be on the back of a substantial spare tire. Look to the left of the picture to see what looks like the back of the person’s calf.
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But where’s the belly button? Can’t be the wolf nose because that would be too high up if that is a horribly bloated abdomen. Ack. Ick.
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The belly button would be on the front of the spare tire.
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Looking at the second tiger I wonder – don’t people getting tattoos take a look to see how it’s going? And the two tigers reminds me of those Cake Fail posts that show the beautiful professional rendering and then the train-wreck of an attempt at a copy, often with the comment “Nailed it!”
But with the cakes, you laugh at them at the party and then everyone eats them and then the only remaining evidence is the picture.
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I gotta go with weird Picasso tiger, something hypnotic and mesmerizing about that. But that last one; looks like he has a habit of storing a spare Cheeto there for snack emergencies (?)
Now my goal is to figure out what I can consume to make me forget I saw these.
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Nicholas Cage withdrawal tiger, FTW. Actually, I think it accurately represents aging Hollywood celebrities who (after many unsuccessful(!) tries at plastic surgery) still think they’e sleek and fierce (stares hard at Madonna).
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