Hair Füror Changes His Mind, Maybe?

Iron-spined, resolute man whose glance can cause Putin to wee himself (according to his large adult children Twizzler and Snorty McCokespoon) has maybe changed his mind about endorsing Mo Brooks US Senate candidacy in the 2022 Pie Fight:

One source of the former president’s ire seems to be the fact that at a Trump rally in Alabama last year, Mr Brooks told supporters to “look forward” to 2022 and 2024 instead of being “despondent” about the 2020 election, which Mr Trump and his supporters claim was stolen from him.

“I’m disappointed that he gave an inarticulate answer, and I’ll have to find out what he means,” he said. “If it meant what he sounded like, I would have no problem changing [my endorsement] because when you endorse somebody, you endorse somebody based on principle. If he changed that principle, I would have no problem doing that.”

Hair Füror’s much-vaunted principle is me-Me-ME!

Anyway, Mo is scrambling to attach hisself, Remora like, to the big shark:

On Thursday, Mr Brooks released an ad with footage of him speaking at the “Stop the Steal” rally at the White House Ellipse before Mr Trump’s supporters marched to the Capitol and breached the complex to overturn the 2020 election results.

“On January 6, I proudly stood with President Trump against voter fraud,” he said, before labelling Ms Britt “open-border” and a Republican in name Only.

“That’s why President Trump endorses me and Mitch McConnell opposes us.”

Mo, as you may recall, was wearing body armor at the rally —as one does— in what must surely be a coinky-dink just prior to an armed insurrection.

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  1. “Iron-spined, resolute man whose glance can cause Putin to wee himself” 🤣🤣🤣, “Mo, as you may recall, was wearing body armor at the rally —as one does— in what …” 🤣🤣🤣

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