News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“Trust me, comrades, why would I lie?”

Right on schedule, Comrade Queeg is going buggy with paranoia (as we predicted):

Vladimir Putin appeared on Russian state TV today to denounce Russians who opposed his war with Ukraine as “scum” and “traitors.”

But behind the scenes, the dictator is increasingly paranoid and fears that someone in his inner circle will poison him, a new report says.

Daily Beast contributing editor Craig Copetas says he’s been told that Putin has people tasting his food before he eats it and that last month, he replaced his entire personal staff of 1,000 people.

“Laundresses, secretaries, cooks — to a whole new group of people. The assessment from the intelligence community is that he’s scared,” Copetas said.

Look, a madman with nukes is not a great thing, and certainly after 4 years of the 4th Reich with our own Stable Jenius’ red button, we should not feel any comfort here.

But, he’s snapping, for sure.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Creating enemies simply means you have more enemies.


  2. MDavis says:

    Swapping out known staff for unknown staff just means there will be opportunities for his opponents to slip someone into his circle.
    He should know this. Perhaps his vetting process involves executing his entire staff after a bit and getting a new one, so they won’t have time to slip him something he doesn’t want.
    Wait – he has a thousand people as his personal staff? Dam.

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  3. Richard Portman says:

    We are living in this time. It is not a video, or a history lesson. I must protect what i believe in.
    This Putin will kill us.


    • Richard Portman says:

      In what world do we allow this old bureaucrat murderer to tell us how things are going to be? Where are his children? Who does he live with ? That’s easy to answer, he lives with all Putin, all the time. Yeah sure, he has bought a few rubber doll wives, and if they are still alive, they should call themselves lucky.
      I don’t understand why he is doing this. He will be dead. It might be tomorrow, or it might take a few more years. I am also ashamed of that Russian Orthodox bishop.


  4. Redhand says:

    I don’t understand why he is doing this. He will be dead.

    A shithead like this thinks he’ll live forever for most of his life, and when he gets old (and starts to fail), he becomes paranoid. He may be dimly realizing that he won’t go down in history as another Peter the Great, and that the Ukraine fiasco will be what he’s remembered for, not rebuilding the “Russian Empire.”

    At this point, he’s a Russian General Ripper. Out of his mind.

    Of course, he could outlive me, but I think this is the beginning of the end for this fuck. (Pardon my French).


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