A regular feature of the “Never Laid Again” series is the venerable typo, and boy howdy, @NamlessCynic found him some fancy writing:
You are totally amsome!

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Yer welcum, sun:

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It’s yours for life:

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Nothing really mattress:

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Can the judge God me, too? —

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I think we need to vote for a favorite again, in the comments –
Ilse Koch, the Bitch of Buchenwald, made lampshades out of human skin. She’d have loved these guys.
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bangs tin cup against the bars
Melattica! Melattica! Melattica!
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Oh, my.
Both “mather” and “Jon Bovi” must be so proud.
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Nothing else mattress isn’t by Melattica! It’s by Dychopsots
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Being totally non-religious I have to give full approval to concept of a judge godding people. I wonder if it takes a federal judge or a state/ county judge?
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Would they also have the ability to de-god people. That might be more useful.
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