Some Fries With Your Stupid, Twizzler?

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Twizzler Trump, the nominally stupidest Trump —and the competition is fierce— is also the writer of some seriously stupid fanfic:

Besides the actual fact that Putin was invading Ukraine while Hair Füror was in office (Hello, Crimea!) , and even a hawk like John ‘Bomb ’em all’ Bolton thought that Vlad  was waiting for Trump II: Electric Bumbling-oo to destroy NATO for him. But you know, Twizzler knows that daddy can be cruel and gets what he wants at the expense of innocent naifs like himself, the First Shady, and of course, Junior Mints/Snorty McCokespoon.

Just as a refresher for Twizz, let’s review what strongman Il Douche was already doing to make Pooty-Poot wee himself:

  • leaked classified information toRussia from the Oval Office itself
  • sided with Putin over his own intelligence agencies re: Russia’s 2016 Goat Rodeo election meddling
  • said it was Ukraine who meddled in the 2016 Goat Rodeo
  • suggested collaborating on a “cybersecurity unit” to combat “election hacking” with Pooty
  • excused killings by Putin, saying the U.S. is just as bad
  • pulled out of Syria so Russia could have free reign to influence that cluster-eff
  • argued to expanded G7 to include Russia, after it had been kicked out of for annexing Crimea

So yeah, Twizzler. Dead-eyed mass-killer psychopath war criminal Putin was terrified of this guy:

Lord Damp Nut says he could have gone pro

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6 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Twizzler?

  1. HarpoSnarx says:

    Afraid of being eaten by Jabba the TRUMP!

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  2. roket says:

    When Twizzler speaks only clowns listen. [See: Hannity]

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Czippie L'Shimpe says:

    Well, I for one, fear Trump – if fear and being totally creeped out are the same thing…


  4. schmice3 says:

    My head is going to explode because I just found myself being thankful for Trump. Everything and everybody he touched turned to shit. Putin was his crony. And now he’s going down.

    And just like that, the Republicans will go down too, in a Blue ’22.


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