2024 Goat Rodeo Shocker!

Hey, Mikey! Does your Mother know?

Hair Füror says that former VP Mike Pence —a man who makes termites mouths water— will not be his running mate in 2024. You know, if he should happen to run:

Former President Donald Trump is effectively ruling out tapping former Vice President Mike Pence as his running mate should he mount a third White House bid in 2024 and win the Republican nomination.

“I don’t think the people would accept it,” Trump told the Washington Examiner Tuesday evening during a wide-ranging telephone interview from Mar-a-Lago, his private social club and political headquarters in Palm Beach, Florida…

…“Mike and I had a great relationship except for the very important factor that took place at the end. We had a very good relationship,” Trump said. “I haven’t spoken to him in a long time.”

Come-on, FEC, that eff’ing conman is announcing his entry into the 2024 Goat Rodeo with winks and smirks every day. Enforce your damn fundraising-spending rules NOW.

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4 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo Shocker!

  1. roket says:

    This is the wrong kind of transparency in government that I was hoping for. I didn’t mean for it to be a ghost.

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  2. spotthedog says:

    But what a funny sort of question to ask! Now, somebody ask Mike if he would accept if offered the position of TFG’s VP in 2024, I anxiously await his answer!

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  3. so who’s in the running? Deathsantis? Zodiac Ted? Ted Nugent? Marge three names? Putin?

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  4. lofgren says:

    Ivanka. They will run it as a feel-good story about a father who truly believes in and supports his daughter, and couldn’t possibly be a misogynist or an antisemite. One family, one bold vision for America. The most united ticket in the history of the country, the only team you can trust to truly root out the deep state once and for all. Bask in their blonde locks as they gaze into the distance at the glory that is America made great again. The Beast and his Beauty bringing aggressive male dominance and feminine wiles to the White House.

    We will lose. If not the popular vote then in the electoral college. America is fucked beyond belief.

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