Roller Nazi Will Not Be Rolled By Public Opinion

Madison Cawthorn (R- Eagle’s Nest Gift Shop)

Fresh off of his speeding while driving unlicensed tickets, Rep. Madison Cawthorn, America’s leading Roller Nazi, has sumpin’ to say about Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy:

“Remember that Zelensky is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt, and it is incredibly evil, and it has been pushing woke ideologies.”

The DNC(!) responds:

“It’s only natural that a Republican Party led by Donald Trump, who regularly praises Vladimir Putin as a ‘genius’ and ‘savvy’ as he launches an unprovoked and unjustified war on the Ukrainian people, would evolve to attack the democratically elected president of Ukraine who has shown true heroism in the face of Russian aggression,” DNC spokesperson Ammar Moussa said in a statement.

Maddie’s office tried to clean-up the mess:

In a statement, Cawthorn spokesman Luke Ball said the lawmaker was referring to pro-Ukraine misinformation.

“The Congressman was expressing his displeasure at how foreign leaders, including Zelensky, had recently used false propaganda to entice America into becoming involved in an overseas conflict,” Ball said. “He supports Ukraine and the Ukrainian President’s efforts to defend their country against Russian aggression, but does not want America drawn into another conflict through emotional manipulation.”

Perhaps Maddie thinks Volodimir is a thug because he didn’t cave to Hair Füror’s demands to dig up dirt on Hunter Biden? Or maybe his brief marriage to a Russian honeypot he “met” in an illegal casino in Moscow resulted in some interesting kompromat? Or maybe he’s just a perpetual liar.

Anyway, we have no idea what the woke ideologies is about, but I don’t understand that in general except that Republicans think it triggers us snowflake Libtards.

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8 Responses to Roller Nazi Will Not Be Rolled By Public Opinion

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    Boy, do I feel owned. I’ve never felt more owned than any previous ownage in the history of lib-owning. I’m gonna have to take a long nap to recovery from this major owning.

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  2. DAstronomer says:

    The woke bit is about backing up and being in line with Russian political forces. Putin is big on “traditional values” and our fashy Xtian right wholeheartedly supports that. Our lil roller Nazi is simply mouthing words his domestic and foreign backers want to hear.

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  3. roket says:

    In Nazi Germany, Maddie would have been euthanized.

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  4. Redhand says:

    “The Congressman was expressing his displeasure at how foreign leaders, including Zelensky, had recently used false propaganda to entice America into becoming involved in an overseas conflict,” Ball said. “He supports Ukraine and the Ukrainian President’s efforts to defend their country against Russian aggression, but does not want America drawn into another conflict through emotional manipulation.”

    Somehow, I don’t think this “Cleanup on Aisle C” removed all the verbal diarrhea Maddy squirted into the “marketplace of ideas.”

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  5. MDavis says:

    IIRC, even Joni Ernst had issues with his characterization of Zelenskyy.
    https://news.yahoo.com/republican-senator-rebukes-madison-cawthorn-172822810.html

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