Cancun Cruz Steals Hair Füror’s Schtick

Z is for Zodiac, a letter in Cruz’ name! Coincidence?

Do they have tears in their eyes and call Cruz, “sir”?

That’s a lie: there are no reports of anyone ever touching Cruz. Brrrr…




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7 Responses to Cancun Cruz Steals Hair Füror’s Schtick

  1. spotthedog says:

    I believe it was more like “thank you for farting on us, asshole”. The clip does not show him asking “Just curious, any of you guys headed to Cancun?”

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  2. Batman 54 says:

    Ron Johnson thinking, “Damn, I thought I was a lying sack of shit but this guy really shits the stick.”

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  3. Czippie L'Shimpe says:

    “That’s a lie: there are no reports of anyone ever touching Cruz.”

    You know that’s true, because if they had, their skin would have crawled right off their body. Of course, if they were wont to do do such a thing, their skin and any other vestiges of humanity would have long since left, so…maybe?

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    • Zorba says:

      Even his daughter doesn’t want him to touch her.

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      • pagan in repose says:

        I was going to mention this as a real statement of who the Ted Cruz is. Thanks for posting the video. You really do need to see the video to see the depth of his horrendousness.


  4. ali redford says:

    }]}shudder{[{ Ew and BS.

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  5. That’s some fight.


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