It’s Guilfoyle’s birthday, so Junior got into the party supplies early. He claims that daddy only praised Putin and Kim because he was using psychological warfare on them: “He knew exactly how to play these guys, and he played them like a fiddle!” pic.twitter.com/4otuhtECKX
What he neglected to mention is that his odious sire can’t play a musical instrument to save his life. Tone deaf in all things, and judging by his dance moves, no sense of rhythm either.
Speaking of spouting straw, er, ridiculous theories, I will now be comparing this sort of twaddle to the free preview and review of the writings of Liberty Adams, AKA MAGA Hat Romance novels: They’re short.
If that were actually the case ( tries to keeps straight face ), Numb Bump Jr just blew pop’s plot line off the mirror. De-railed! The whole family is painfully stupid.
Junior is only pretending to be a needy man-child constantly begging for Daddy’s approval, to conceal the fact that his father adores him. He’s playing the libs like a fiddle. Psycho logical umpty-dimensional chess.
He’s a shite-bag of the first order, and yet, I remain smacked in the gob that no one- family, “friends” or his mother and father has intervened. Just a passel of garbage people and an appetite for cocaine to fill the hollow broken shell that is junior mints. Also, the gack these days has fentanyl and is killing lots and lots of people some of whom are unaware of the deadly substance.
Obviously a man you can trust, and is honestly not beholden to anyone…

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No intervention for this guy. For him, I can be a libertarian. Die doing what you love,Junior.
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What he neglected to mention is that his odious sire can’t play a musical instrument to save his life. Tone deaf in all things, and judging by his dance moves, no sense of rhythm either.
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Wonder if he takes his dentures out when he snorts his $1K/g coke? Overnighted from Columbia no doubt. Geesh.
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Emotional support cougar is one of my favorite new labels i have been able to salvage from the rubble.
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Just guessing, but did Kim come up with this theory for Don Jr to spout?
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Speaking of spouting straw, er, ridiculous theories, I will now be comparing this sort of twaddle to the free preview and review of the writings of Liberty Adams, AKA MAGA Hat Romance novels: They’re short.
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“They’re short.” But not short enough!
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If that were actually the case ( tries to keeps straight face ), Numb Bump Jr just blew pop’s plot line off the mirror. De-railed! The whole family is painfully stupid.
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Junior is only pretending to be a needy man-child constantly begging for Daddy’s approval, to conceal the fact that his father adores him. He’s playing the libs like a fiddle. Psycho logical umpty-dimensional chess.
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He’s a shite-bag of the first order, and yet, I remain smacked in the gob that no one- family, “friends” or his mother and father has intervened. Just a passel of garbage people and an appetite for cocaine to fill the hollow broken shell that is junior mints. Also, the gack these days has fentanyl and is killing lots and lots of people some of whom are unaware of the deadly substance.
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