This Exists

When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she’s forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize. When Ricki’s lies get Mike doxxed, and his construction worksite becomes the target of anti-fascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth. Ricki wants to fix the damage and regain Mike’s trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs. Will Ricki find the courage to leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true love?

OK, first off I’m dying. Secondly, I wonder if Bubba can read? Thirdly, I wonder if it is fanfic of The Donald and Ivanka? (and Bubba is looking for pictures, hubba-hubba!).

And the reviews are in!

The long awaited sequel to Top Gun, but definitely straight this time

This book is a masterpiece and all the people saying it’s just a bunch of subtle homo-erotic imagery buried 2 inches deep are nothing more than the throbbing cabal of liberalism spraying its radical fake news all over the faces of burly maga patriots like me like a veiny firehose that’s been waiting decades for a real man to finally wrap his big burly hands around it use it to knock down the fires of love that kept his secret warm all these years.

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and this one:

No Audible Edition

Without an Audible edition this novel is doomed to fail. Frankly the target audience for this work is far more comfortable burning books than reading them.

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And this one:

Made me rethink things

As a feminist who is against fascism, violence, sexual predators, and racism, I was afraid the writer wouldn’t get me. Nope! She nailed my personality: violent thuggery, disgust of men (especially those kind, respectful gentlemanly types), and above all, the pure, unadulterated hatred for the color red.

She really heard me. Perhaps I should go rethink a few things . . . maybe fascism isn’t so bad after all, touching women’s genitalia without their permission shouldn’t be vilified, and we should all wear vulgar t-shirts!

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(Hat tip: Scissorheads D-Cap and Fran)