2024 Goat Rodeo Update

(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Mike Pence, known to be mouth-watering to termites, tells Fox News Business Reporter Maria Bartiromo that nothing is off the table (which is also made of wood, in case in termites are watching):

“All of my focus right now is on 2022,” Pence responded. “I think we have a historic opportunity to reclaim majorities in the House and Senate, to elect great Republican governors around America and, in 2023, I’m confident the Republican Party will nominate a candidate who will be the next President of the United States of America and at the right time, my family and I will reflect and consider how we might participate in that process.”

Don’t forget to say, “Mother may I” or it doesn’t count.

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4 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo Update

  1. roket says:

    In other words, he’s waiting to see what happens to republicans in the next election before he makes his decision.

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  2. spotthedog says:

    The GQP done got hooked on Kool Aid mixed with moonshine, I don’t think they’re going back to skim milk.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    I get the feeling that the Maggat hoards will keep their distance from Woody because he took his oath to protect and defend the Constitution seriously, when in their eyes, he was supposed to overthrow the government. I am still amazed at how quickly they gave up on America to follow TFG…

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    • MDavis says:

      I don’t think it was all that quickly. It just looks that way because TFG showed up and started blustering “Follow me! Believe me! Me me me!” so they had someone to coalesce around. It’s like those chemical reactions that are all set up and then the catalyst shows up, er, gets added and Boom! – chemical change that was brewing suddenly completes, sometimes dramatically.

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