Hair Füror (H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

Hair Füror has an idea:

NEW ORLEANS — Former president Donald Trump mused Saturday to the GOP’s top donors that the United States should label its F-22 planes with the Chinese flag and “bomb the s — t out of Russia…”

“…And then we say, China did it, we didn’t do it, China did it, and then they start fighting with each other and we sit back and watch,” he said of labeling U.S. military planes with Chinese flags and bombing Russia, which was met with laughter from the crowd of donors, according to a recording of the speech obtained by The Washington Post.

Anyway, his open mic continues:

He also praised North Korean leader Kim Jong Un as “seriously tough,” claimed he was harder on Vladimir Putin than any other president, reiterated his false claims that he won the 2020 election, urged his party to be “tougher” on supposed election fraud, disparaged a range of prominent party opponents and called global warming “a great hoax” that could actually bring a welcome development: more waterfront property.

As we all know, Hair Füror doesn’t have a sense of humor, he proclaims proudly that he does not joke. I hope that the donors were laughing at him and not with him, because they might be surprised.

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8 Responses to Strategickery!

  1. ming says:

    He’s just trolling. His base loves him for it.

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  2. what a F*ng idiot.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    There’s a dustbin somewhere nearby with his name on it. But seriously(???), sending American jets with Chinese flags to fool the Russians? I’m fairly certain that the Russians know what an American jet (the F-22) looks like with or without a flag. What a maroon…

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  4. His newest advisor:

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    • pagan in repose says:

      That should be “Have Travel, Will Brain.” Because nobody has Brained as big as Trump has Brained. I mean look it up you’ll see. His Brain is so big he can barely get it back in his skull in the morning, while sitting on his Golden Thrown of Brainage. In fact, you could say, he has too much Brainage and the leftist’s is jealous.


  5. “more waterfront property”

    NO ONE could be THIS profoundly stupid, could they?

    Yes there will be new waterfront property, just onshore from the old waterfront property which will then be called…water.

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  6. MDavis says:

    Oh…. my.

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  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    TG, replace the g in the post title with a d and I think you’ve got it.


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