H/T @NamelessCynic on the electrical tweeting device
5 Quatloos says that Scissorhead Jimmy-T will be the first one to say the Dad Joke I’m thinking!
Well, I’ve been challenged. So my Dad used to think he was a funny guy. Back in my younger days, he walked into my room accompanied a young guy wearing skinny jeans and and carrying some avocado toast. I said, “Hey Dad who is this guy?” Dad:”This is my hip replacement.”
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I like avocados. I always have. I eat them with a spoon and a pinch of salt and a drop or two of hot sauce. Avocados are not to blame and i am sorry they got dragged into this. When i see avocados in the market, it is like visiting somebody in prison. When i see them, i think of the Michoacan Avocado Cartel. I wish them luck.
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It means they ARE NOT FOR SALE, they are for DISPLAY ONLY!
So keep your damn hands OFF of them!
[waves fingers] “These are not the avocados you’re looking for”
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Well, I lost my 5 Quatloos to BDR.
All of those avocados are in a serious relationship and are currently unavailable.
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Please hold and the next available avocado will be with you momentarily.
“Yes, we have no avocados, we have no avocados today”. I leave it to you to remember the melody.
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