H/T Scissorhead BDR
Easter is coming up and what could be more festive than to carve the traditional ham with an electric knife that looks like a chainsaw! Dad will love it, and fun for the whole family!
Dang. I gave away my logger’s chaps and face shield.
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Not only that, but the handle looks like the stock of an assault rifle.
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I’ve never had the need for an electric knife until now. They’re great for cutting foam rubber.
That Easter ham of which you speak is cleverly disguised as a turkey which in fact is a good metaphor for the knife as well…
I have used a chainsaw extensively for work and the one thing I can attest to is that they shower you with wood chips, in this case, Turkey crumbles. I remember emptying my change pocket on my levis and finding it half full of sawdust from the days’ work. I’d really hate to be covered in turkey, the saw chips were much cleaner.
What a mess maker
Victor Davis Hanson is first on the pre-order list.
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