Texas —America’s Lab for Bad Policy— ain’t done with being Texas-y, y’all:
HOW Texans will comply and check gender is a question no one is answering, but I’m sure pedophiles will be willing to step into the breach (or would that be breeches?) and check your kid’s junk.
Texas’s child-welfare agency I guess must have found some pedos on staff as it said it will follow Abbott’s directive, but some prosecutors and county attorneys have announced they plan to ignore it.
On Twitter last night —as this news was breaking— there was grassroots organizing by parents to get out of Texas. Angry questions were tweeted to Oracle, HP, Tesla and others about if they were really going to move ahead with announced plans to relocate to the Lone Star state, after all.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)
Mock Paper Scissors 
Time for an “I’m Spartacus” moment in Texas.
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Just so long as you remember, the Romans crucified each and every one of them in the end.
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Shit. Good point.
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Does Abbot look like a Bush to anyone else? Just noticed this, but maybe some pictures got mixed up.
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“I’m sure pedophiles will be willing to step into the breach (or would that be breeches?) and check your kid’s junk”
I hear Jesus Quintana is out of Chino now, and would be happy to help.
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That is just bed bug fucking crazy. Abbot needs a mental health evaluations tomorrow. Just offer him a strait jacket and tell him it’s a formal dinner jacket for his awards night celebration. Anything just get him to a mental health facility, he is a dangerous sociopath.
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