Some Fries With Your Stupid, Republicans?

Hope at last for incels?

Peter Thiel is injecting $1.5 million into a seed round for a new conservative dating app called “The Right Stuff,” a source familiar with the funding tells Axios…

Ewww, gross! Don’t say seed when talking about Republicans dating!

The app, which is expected to launch this summer in Washington D.C., will be invite-only to start.

Imagine who will get the first invites? Looking at you, Charlie Kirk!

  • While it isn’t political itself, the app will be catered to conservatives living primarily in big, progressive cities.
  • It will look and feel like any other standard dating app. For the time being, it will only launch on the iOS mobile operating system.
  • The app will be free for users to start, but eventually the company plans to introduce a subscription tier.

“A subscription tier because we expect none of these Republicans will find love, but we want to monetize them,” Thiel did not say, twitching involuntarily. “I mean have you ever really looked at Charlie Kirk?! Brrr… I wouldn’t do him with your dick and the entire Ram Ranch Resistance pushing,” Thiel did not add.

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9 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Republicans?

  1. Let’s just call it “Catfish: The App” right now.

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    • R White says:

      Since a majority of people who use the iOS operating systems via iPhones are of the liberal, open-minded, creative persuasion, this app will be ‘punked’ like every other idiotic conservative new media product.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    MAGA lonelyhearts scam incoming!

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    Found this earlier, seems relevant, but may be an appeal for help…

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  4. Justjoe says:

    I will always love this.

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  5. roket says:

    Penis Rockets aren’t for everyone. Some billionaires prefer binders full of women. Also, too.

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  6. R White says:

    Wonder if Thiel himself will use the app so he can more easily find eager ‘rent boys’ willing to entertain him and his guests at his exclusive and notorious dinner parties.

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