Trump, summarized, and you can sing it!
(H/T: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Shy, modest, and retiring, Hair Füror gives us a humble brag:

“I am almost unblemished in the victory count, and it is considered by the real pollsters to be the strongest endorsement in U.S. political history,” Trump said.

“There are plenty of existing politicians who wouldn’t be in power now were it not for my Endorsement (like the Old Crow!),” he added, using his preferred nickname for Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.). “The Fake News does everything within their power to diminish and belittle but the people know, and the politicians seeking the Endorsement really know!”

In case you were wondering, Lord Damp Nut is pushing back at claims that his hold over the GOP is slipping (like his cheese is slipping off his cracker):

An NBC News poll released in late January found that most Republicans — 56 percent — describe themselves as more supportive of the GOP than Trump, while 36 percent said that they see themselves as more supporters of Trump than the party itself.

That’s down from 2020, when 54 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents said they considered themselves more supportive of Trump than the party as a whole. At the time, 38 percent said they were more supportive of the GOP than Trump.

More on his slipped grip here.

You can fool some of the mouth-breathers all of the time, I guess?