News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Oh, really?

“Person. Woman. Man Camera. TV,” the US president recited as he revealed details of the much-discussed test to Fox TV on Wednesday.

In his own words,

In a series of extraordinary early-morning tweets, Trump said that “throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”

“I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!”

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Jimmy T says:

    Sarah Cooper had the best take…

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Great idea, ALL of the legislature should be included as well as the Supremes.

    MAKE AMERICA COGNITIVE AGAIN

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  3. ming says:

    Delusions of adequacy.

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  4. Richard Portman says:

    That brought a lot of bad memories back. Mom and dad spent years listening to this from breakfast to bed time. I was the chosen kid to help and stay with them. They passed away listening to this.
    Are there any places where other survivors can help each other? This is a serious question.

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  5. spotthedog says:

    TFG claims to have become preznint on his first try? From Wikipedia; “Donald Trump has been a presidential candidate three times, in 2000, 2016, and 2020; he also “unofficially” campaigned in 2012 and mulled a run in 2004.”

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