Bitter Laughter: But Her Emails

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for letting me commit crimes on your mobile phone today.” – Hair Füror, allegedly:

WASHINGTON — White House records obtained by the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol don’t show any phone calls to or from then-President Donald Trump, including some the panel knows he made with Republican lawmakers, during the hourslong period after his speech on the Ellipse that day, a source familiar with the records told NBC News.

It was widely reported that during that time frame, for example, Trump spoke by phone with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., and Sen. Tommy Tuberville, R-Ala., who have publicly described their conversations with him. The gap in the call records, which was first reported by The New York Times, could be the result of Trump’s well-documented habit of using his or others’ personal cellphones to communicate with his aides and associates; it is unclear whether it could also be the result of incomplete or altered White House records.

“It will be interesting to know if all of the president’s cellphone calls were logged,” the source said.

The Jan. 6 committee declined to comment to NBC News, and Trump’s spokesman did not immediately return a request for comment.

I’m detecting a pattern.

Investigators haven’t found any evidence that the official records were tampered with; probably Hair Füror tried to hide his Stupid Coup communications by using a mobil phone from one of his aides, which you know,  left him vulnerable to spying from his boss Putin, er, hostile foreign countries.

The January 6 Committee subpoenas to the Telecoms for phone records of the 4th Reich inside the bunker should help fill in the gaps, but the gaps themselves are evidence of a cover-up.

Can someone hold a mirror under AG Garland’s nose, just to check that he’s actually breathing, please?

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8 Responses to Bitter Laughter: But Her Emails

  1. Asking for friends with long, long memories…are the gaps longer or shorter than eighteen and a half minutes?

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  2. Also, if they have the call logs of the people he talked to’s phones, we know which numbers called them.

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    I double the “mirror under Garland’s nose” idea. Especially if there is a hefty line of toot on it. Get that man moving! He could be the most popular man in liberal America, but he is headed the opposite way. I couldn’t help but think of him as a go-getter. Boy was I wrong. Kinda glad he isn’t a supreme after all.
    What could he be waiting for the statute of limitations?

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  4. roket says:

    Secret video of Melanoma smuggled out of Mar-a-lardo.

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