This Exists

Posted on February 8, 2022 by tengrain

The narrative generator.

It’s an AI Bot of some sort, you give it two parameters and it generates a story. Here’s my attempt using “cat” and “Judgement at Nuremberg” —

It was a dark and stormy night when the defendants in the Nuremberg trial were brought before the tribunal. The accused were all criminals, but the cat was one of them. The cat was accused of killing a mouse. The cat’s defenders argued that the cat was simply playing with the mouse, and that it was not responsible for its actions. The tribunal found the cat guilty and sentenced it to death.

…and my afternoon is going to be wasted now. But so is yours!

UPDATE 1: A new favorite emerges —Marjorie Taylor Greene and Flying Saucers produced:

Marjorie Taylor Greene was always a bit of an Odd One. Her parents were always telling her that she was different, that she was different than everyone else. It made Marjorie feel special, like she was the only one who was different. One day, Marjorie found herself in the middle of a strange place. She could see the sky in a way that no one else could. She could see the Flying Saucers, and they were coming closer and closer. Marjorie didn’t know what to do. She was scared, but she also felt excited. She knew that she could help the Saucers, and she wanted to.

This entry was posted in snark. Bookmark the permalink.

13 Responses to This Exists

  1. brucedesertrat says:
    February 8, 2022 at 1:46 pm

    I entered Salamander and Russian Revolution and got this, which is surprisingly light on the ‘Revolution’ aspect 🙂

    For a long time, Salamander had known that he was different from the other creatures in the forest. He had never been able to explain it to anyone, but he knew that he was different. He had never seen a human before, but he knew that they were strange. One day, he decided to visit the city. He walked outside the forest and saw the buildings and the people. He was surprised to find that he could speak Russian. He had never thought that he could speak a language so well, but he was surprised. He asked people where he could find a place to eat, and they gave him different directions. He found a restaurant and sat down. He was tired, but he was also excited to be talking to people in a language he knew. The restaurant manager welcomed Salamander and asked him what he wanted to eat. Salamander told him that he wanted to try the food. The manager took Salamander to a table and gave him a menu. Salamander looked at the menu and saw that there were many different types of food. He decided to try one of the dishes. The food was delicious, and Salamander felt happy to be eating something different.

    [Tengrain Returns!]

    Liked by 1 person

  2. MJG says:
    February 8, 2022 at 2:05 pm

    Themes:
    The bluebird of happiness
    and
    Atom Bombs
    .
    Story:
    The bluebird of happiness was a happy bird that flew around in the sky. It was always in a good mood and had a great sense of humor. One day, the bluebird saw an atom bomb and was very excited. It knew that atom bombs were very powerful and could kill lots of people. The bluebird was very worried that an atom bomb might go off and kill itself.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Sirius Lunacy says:
    February 8, 2022 at 3:00 pm

    Mad Caw and Russian honeypot:
    Madison Cawthorn was always an interesting person. She was always looking for new ways to explore the world, and she was always drawn to the Russian honeypot. This was because the Russian honeypot was the only place where she could find really good honey.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. skinnydennis says:
    February 8, 2022 at 6:19 pm

    Aw, no fun! It’s got filters.

    “Can you try hitting generate again? The model generated something that another model classified as potentially biased towards certain social groups, and has filtered it out. This is part of an effort to mitigate the reproduction of bias towards vulnerable and minority groups with language models.”

    Certain social groups? This is over the word “condom”.

    Liked by 1 person

    • skinnydennis says:
      February 8, 2022 at 6:48 pm

      OK, got one past the filters. Swear to god I didn’t make this up.
      crotchless panties
      Mar-a-Lago
      “Last night, Melania Trump and her husband, President Donald Trump, attended a white-tie event at Mar-a-Lago. The event was attended by many powerful people, and Melania looked beautiful in her Crotchless panties.”

      Liked by 1 person

  5. purplehead says:
    February 8, 2022 at 6:32 pm

    Mitch McConnell and turtle soup:

    Mitch McConnell, the powerful Senate Majority Leader, is a kind and gentle man. But when he’s not in the Senate, he’s usually spending his time playing golf or fishing. He’s a big fan of turtle soup. One day, while McConnell was out fishing, he came across a giant turtle sitting on the bank of a river. McConnell was so taken with the turtle, he decided to take it home with him. He cooked the turtle soup for his family and enjoyed it immensely.

    Bastard.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Sirius Lunacy says:
      February 8, 2022 at 9:28 pm

      So, Mitch is a cannibal. Not a surprise, it’s what you’d expect from the most evil thing in the universe.

      Like

  6. MDavis says:
    February 9, 2022 at 9:26 am

    rabbit and holy grail

    No one knows for sure where the rabbit hole leads, but those who have dared to venture down have always come back with stories of enchantment and wonder. For centuries, the rabbit has been considered holy, and its fur has been used in religious ceremonies. Some believe that the rabbit is the key to finding the holy grail.

    Like

  7. Pingback: Whaz UP!?! Valentine’s Day in Cambodia – The Psy of Life

Comments are closed.