Popenführer Asks For Forgiveness, Takes No Responsibility


Retired pope asks pardon for abuse, but admits no wrongdoing

Scissorheads who have been with us for a while probably recall that when Benny retired (with his hunky associate), he absconded with the report on child sexual abuse he commissioned, and it has never seen the light of day. It’s in his personal papers and is beyond the reach of the authorities and the other pope, Frankie.

We don’t think the only pope that was a member of the Hitlerjugen is being sincere.

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7 Responses to Popenführer Asks For Forgiveness, Takes No Responsibility

  1. Is it just me, or does ‘hunky associate’ look a lot like the actor who plays ‘Mayhem’ in those insurance commercials?

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  2. I find something horrifying that they have created a system where any wrong is instantly forgive if you ask the mythical sky daddy for forgiveness. Oh and don’t tell any authority but us, okay. Go forth and sin … some more? You know such a system was not created by the those who did not need it or by an enlightened being, it was created by a hung over guy after a night of raping and pillaging who was figuring the best way to get away with his crimes.

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  3. TheOtherHank says:

    I wasn’t raised Catholic (Lutheran to be exact, so close), but I’m pretty sure that Catholics are big on atonement when asking for forgiveness. I think you’re supposed to admit you fucked up. So, Benny, you can fuck off with this bullshit.

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  4. roket says:

    Not all Popes are benevolent dictators.

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    What’s Latin for “The buck stops here”?

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  6. HarpoSnarx says:

    Fabulous chapeau Your Whollymess!

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