Report: What Do Republicans Want?

Posted on February 4, 2022 by tengrain

Schrödinger’s Senator gives America the bird.

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a conman from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never has set his sights (again) on Dr. Fauci:

“If we win in November, if I’m chairman of a committee, if I have subpoena power, we’ll go after every one of [Fauci’s] records,” Paul said during an interview with conservative podcast host Lisa Boothe. “We’ll have an investigator go through this piece-by-piece because we don’t need this to happen again.”

Sen. AquaBuddha is laying down his marker of his top legislative agenda: endless investigations of his personal enemies.

So when President Handsome Joe Biden rhetorically asks “What do Republicans stand for?,” we now have an answer.

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4 Responses to Report: What Do Republicans Want?

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald says:
    February 4, 2022 at 9:33 am

    remember when they subpoena’ed HRC, and she calmly complied, and over eleven hours defenestrated every grandstanding em-effing one of them? A.B. will be bringing a handful of noodles to a gun fight.

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  2. laura says:
    February 4, 2022 at 10:22 am

    Aqua Buddha reminding the public on the daily that KY has the lowest tooth to head ratio of all the 50 states.

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  3. roket says:
    February 4, 2022 at 11:39 am

    Schrödinger’s Senator chooses his scapegoats poorly.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. R White says:
    February 4, 2022 at 11:52 am

    Every time Aqua Buddha opens his sanctimonious and hypocritical mouth, it is obvious why his neighbor beat the shit out of him over a small issue like that of yard debris.

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