Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a conman from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never has set his sights (again) on Dr. Fauci:
“If we win in November, if I’m chairman of a committee, if I have subpoena power, we’ll go after every one of [Fauci’s] records,” Paul said during an interview with conservative podcast host Lisa Boothe. “We’ll have an investigator go through this piece-by-piece because we don’t need this to happen again.”
Sen. AquaBuddha is laying down his marker of his top legislative agenda: endless investigations of his personal enemies.
So when President Handsome Joe Biden rhetorically asks “What do Republicans stand for?,” we now have an answer.