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Fasten your seatbelts
OK, anti-vaxxers, we endorse this:
(Reuters) -Delta Air Lines wants the U.S. government to place passengers convicted of on-board disruptions on a national “no-fly” list that would bar them from future travel on any commercial airline, according to a letter seen by Reuters.
Delta Chief Executive Ed Bastian, in a previously unreported letter to U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland, said the action “will help prevent future incidents and serve as a strong symbol of the consequences of not complying with crew member instructions on commercial aircraft.”
Of course, you could always go with TWA* but in the meanwhile, no flying for you AND you are on the same list as terrorists. Well, done.
*Try Walking, Asshole
Mock Paper Scissors 
I’m totally for this. And to those of you out there…fuck you for being disruptive. Not wearing your mask. Talking shit, to anyone that doesn’t conform to your idea of whatever. Stop being self-centered assholes. The rest of us just need to to get to wherever the hell we need to go. I’m really stabby about these jerks.
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As an alternative, they could be crated like animals and travel in the cargo hold.
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Howdy y’all!
In this era of being banned from flights there is one factoid that still astonishes me: You cannot drive to Juneau, Alaska. You must arrive by plane or ship. This amazing fact was revealed when an Alaska state senator, Lora Reinbold, got herself banned indefinitely from Alaska Airlines for her anti-masking antics and couldn’t attend the legislative session as a result. The only airline that serves Juneau year round is Alaska Air all other airlines have seasonal connections and stop well before the legislative session begins. It gives new meaning to the popular phrase, fuck around and find out, and it brings me a very large and heartwarming sensation of Schadenfreude.
Huzzah!
Jack
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