News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 3, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News

Get ’em While You’re Cold!
(H/T: Scissorhead Purplehead)

Get your Quatloos out, the betting windows are open: we wager that in 10 days to 2 weeks, Iowa becomes a hot Trump-Virus spot:

Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds announced Thursday that she will soon end public health disaster proclamations that Iowa has operated under since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic nearly two years ago.

…though we might really be able to know because…

The shift will include pulling the plug on a state website focusing on COVID data, such as the number of Iowans testing positive for the disease, being hospitalized with it or dying from it.

I’m sure Reynolds is trying to short The House on this bet.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MDavis says:
    February 3, 2022 at 6:00 pm

    Hubs just read that the official Covid testing agency our state uses is cheating. They don’t even open some of the tests, the claim goes, they just choose + or – sort of randomly.
    It would be nice to find out this is fake, but I’m not making any bets on it.

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  2. brucedesertrat says:
    February 3, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    Can’t have COVID if you don’t count it!

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  3. Tim says:
    February 3, 2022 at 6:58 pm

    FIDIOTS = (Fucking Idiots)

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:
    February 4, 2022 at 9:29 pm

    HA! I NEVER open my mail. That way I never have any bills to pay. If I don’t see them then they surely do not exist.

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