BREAKING: Jeff Zucker Out At CNN

Breaking CNN!

Seems Zucker was having an affair with a co-worker at the same time they were investigating Chris Cuomo.

Honestly, this is really good news, as maybe CNN will return to actual journalism, the 24-hour news format of yore,  instead of just Hot Takes From Half-Wits.

UPDATE 1: Related?

Cable news networks have a serious ratings problem in the age of news burnout

…But 2021 saw a major reversal in the viewership fortunes of the major cable news networks. Check out how steeply daily viewership dropped across all major cable news channels in 2021 compared to 2020:

Fox Business: -47.5%
CNN: -40.5%
Fox News: -34.6%
MSNBC: -29.7%
CNBC: -19.0%

Hard to imagine anyone defending him when business is down 40%.

UPDATE 2: Hair Füror is an ingrate to the dude who arguably helped him the most:

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7 Responses to BREAKING: Jeff Zucker Out At CNN

  1. Apparently tRump a-holery is good for news ratings.

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  2. roket says:

    But we’re still a Xtian Nation even though the sanctity of marriage means nothing to the powerful, politicians or the press.

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  3. Stony Pillow says:

    “O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
    He chortled in his joy.

    TFG should shed a silent tear for his one true Architect, the man who did more to get him elected than anyone. He won’t, but still.

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    • tengrain says:

      You nailed it, Stony – TFG Reponds:

      “Jeff Zucker, a world-class sleazebag who has headed ratings and real-news-challenged CNN for far too long, has been terminated for numerous reasons, but predominantly because CNN has lost its way with viewers and everybody else… Jeff Zucker is gone-congratulations to all!”

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  4. He is a horrible human being.

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  5. Martin Pollard says:

    Next on the agenda: seeing which Trumplican-friendly person will replace him. Because you just know that’s what’s going to happen.

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  6. R White says:

    Who knew that guilt would eventually force zucker to confess to having frothy santorum blow him daily since frothy’s opinions were irrelevant and outdated?

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