Breaking CNN!
Seems Zucker was having an affair with a co-worker at the same time they were investigating Chris Cuomo.
Honestly, this is really good news, as maybe CNN will return to actual journalism, the 24-hour news format of yore, instead of just Hot Takes From Half-Wits.
UPDATE 1: Related?
Cable news networks have a serious ratings problem in the age of news burnout
…But 2021 saw a major reversal in the viewership fortunes of the major cable news networks. Check out how steeply daily viewership dropped across all major cable news channels in 2021 compared to 2020:
Fox Business: -47.5%
CNN: -40.5%
Fox News: -34.6%
MSNBC: -29.7%
CNBC: -19.0%
Hard to imagine anyone defending him when business is down 40%.
UPDATE 2: Hair Füror is an ingrate to the dude who arguably helped him the most:
Mock Paper Scissors 
Apparently tRump a-holery is good for news ratings.
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But we’re still a Xtian Nation even though the sanctity of marriage means nothing to the powerful, politicians or the press.
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“O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
TFG should shed a silent tear for his one true Architect, the man who did more to get him elected than anyone. He won’t, but still.
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You nailed it, Stony – TFG Reponds:
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He is a horrible human being.
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Next on the agenda: seeing which Trumplican-friendly person will replace him. Because you just know that’s what’s going to happen.
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Who knew that guilt would eventually force zucker to confess to having frothy santorum blow him daily since frothy’s opinions were irrelevant and outdated?
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