Hair Füror Demands Answers As He Is Cornered Like A Rat In A Drain

The Stupid Coup

“Calling Mike Pence…”

Another investigation Hair Füror wants Republicans to take if they control Congress after the 2022 Pie Fight:

Trump says congressional investigators should examine why Pence didn’t reject electoral college results

Former president Donald Trump on Tuesday advocated a new focus for congressional investigators: why then-Vice President Mike Pence did not take steps on Jan. 6, 2021, to reject electoral college votes from several states won by Joe Biden.

Trump’s exhortation came two days after he created an uproar with a statement suggesting Pence should have “overturned” the election as he presided over the counting of electoral college votes by Congress.

In a fresh statement Tuesday, Trump offered a more nuanced take on what he would have liked to have seen from Pence, saying he “could have sent the votes back to various legislators for reassessment after so much fraud and irregularities were found.”

I guess someone convinced him that his previous written statement was a confession.

The walls are closing in on Hair Füror, or as Elton John once sang, Opportunity awaits me like a rat in a drain. His rally soundbite seems like his Id screaming and you can smell the flop sweat mixed with the loaded diaper from the space station:

“For years they’ve been going after my company, many years, using every trick in the book in an attempt to literally, if they can, put me in jail, they want to put me in jail. This has been going on since I came down the escalator with our great future first lady who everybody loves…

local prosecutors in New York and other locations who horribly campaigned for office on ‘We’re going to get Trump…

we’re gonna get him,’ then got elected and are working overtime to fulfill their campaign promises. They’ve subpoenaed more than 9 million pages—big company—of documents of virtually every deal I’ve ever done hoping to find a mistake, an error, misspelled words, a comma out of place, or anything else that they can find that might be just a little bit wrong. We relied on major law firms and accounting firms and other professionals to do this work and to the best of my knowledge they did it very, very well. As an example, the attorney general of New York has hundreds of venomous quotes about me during her campaign.

The district attorney of Manhattan, where crime death and killings are rampant like never before has happily stated that ‘I have sued Trump more than any other person alive, more than 100 times.’ Then he gets elected to take over the former attorney general’s job and he’s been after my family for years but unable to find anything, they haven’t been able to fine anything other than a fringe benefits case. And accountants will tell you, fringe benefits cases are not criminal cases, there’s never been that they know of a fringe benefits case. There’s never been a witch hunt or a fishing expedition like this, there’s never been anything like it….

This has been going on as long as you’ve known me and it will continue as long as I’m leading in the polls…

If these radical racist vicious prosecutors do anything wrong or illegal I hope we are going to have in this country the biggest protest we have ever had in Washington, D.C., in New York, in Atlanta, and elsewhere.”


That is basically demanding that his followers to pull a 1/6 on NY AG Letitia James, or Fulton County DA Lani Willis, or any of the others who are pursuing him. Already Willis asked the FBI for help with security following his threat.

UPDATE 1: AG Letitia James is a bad ass:

N.Y. attorney general subpoenaed Trump D.C. hotel records from feds

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8 Responses to Hair Füror Demands Answers As He Is Cornered Like A Rat In A Drain

    • jetsam359 says:

      Me and the fellow (females included) hippies used to sit around listening that song and all the others on The Dark Side of the Moon, while totally being stoned on what was available, but this is the first time I’ve seen that video. Hey thanks BDR, you’ve made my day (week) (month)…

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  1. Redhand says:

    His malevolence is matched only by his utterly incredible stupidity and ignorance.

    And the “more nuanced take on what he would have liked to have seen from Pence” is like one of his administration’s trademark, scripted hostage-video post-shit-the-bed speeches a day or two after his id took control of his anus-shaped mouth, revealing him for what he really is: an imbecile who dreams of being a dictator, and loves inciting violence against our form of government.

    He is, without question, the worst President this nation has ever had. No one else even comes close.

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    “You are in a position to demand nothing, sir.” – Khan Noonien Singh, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    How many times does he get to foment rebellion before someone in government has had enough and prosecutes him? Asking for a friend.

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  4. roket says:

    Let’s go, Billy Bob!


  5. osirisopto says:

    Hmm… sounds like a capitol offense, Mr. VP.

    Are you sure you don’t want to talk to the committee? We’ve got a nice comfy chair waiting for you.


  6. MDavis says:

    This has been going on since I came down the escalator with our great future first lady who everybody loves…

    What was that Barney Miller episode? the one where the wife alleges her husband is abusing her by making her wear painfully tight pants? H
    He was pining for his first wife.
    Relevant line that I can’t remember, from husband, about first wife: “Everybody loved her. I found out when I came home early one day.”

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