Stable Jenius Confesses Plot

Stable Jenius

Guys, he confessed what the plan was:

And as my former Represenative Zoe Lofgren wryly noted, “I guess he’s saying [Kamala Harris] gets to choose who the next president is.”

As we noted yesterday that at his rally,  he also said,

“If I run and I win, we will treat those people from January 6 fairly. We will treat them fairly, and if it requires pardons, we will give them pardons because they are being treated so unfairly.”

And then for the mid-terms he wants the Wingnuttia to  benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1!:

Trump has privately told GOP lawmakers, congressional candidates, and operatives in recent months that Republicans on Capitol Hill should be prepared to launch a full-blown investigation to ‘get to the bottom of’ how FBI agents supposedly caused violence and mayhem on Jan. 6.

The theory that the feds somehow orchestrated or caused the rioting at the Capitol is groundless, but it has nevertheless been embraced in influential spheres of Republican politics, in Trumpland, and in right-wing media and online culture. The appeal, of course, lies in the attempt to shift obvious blame off of the 45th U.S. president and conservatives.

Hair Füror also said if he runs and doesn’t win:

“If these radical, vicious racist prosecutors do anything wrong or illegal, I hope we are going to have in this country the biggest protest we have ever had … in Washington, D.C, in New York, in Atlanta and elsewhere because our country and our elections are corrupt.”

He’s laying out in plain sight Stupid Coup 2: Electric Boogaloo.

UPDATE 1: It’s not just us:


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6 Responses to Stable Jenius Confesses Plot

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    “Trump or the Constitution.” They’re picking Trump. For them, the Constitution is nothing more than, quote, a goddamn piece of paper, unquote.

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  2. Redhand says:

    When is this piece of shit going to be indicted, convicted, and jailed? Also, shouldn’t he be getting the Madison Cawthorne 14th Amendment Insurrectionist Bar treatment? Why isn’t that a thing? Finally, when will the GQP properly rename itself as the AFP? (I don’t think I need to spell out what that stands for.)

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    • Czippie L'Shimpe says:

      All For Putin? American Fascist Party? Abhorrent Fucking Politicians? Amateur Finger Pullers? Maybe it would be best if you did spell it out…

      On your other points, I am entirely on board, and will be ready to raise a glass with you when it happens!

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    • MDavis says:

      Honestly, any prosecution would have to get through his allefed KGB protection service. No way Putin wants this puppet to stop his Punch and Democrats show.

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