Some Fries With Your Stupid, Big Liars?

Guys, these dupes who thought that they could —do what, exactly?— fool the gubmint into believing Hair Füror won have been invited too ‘splain themselves:

[W]ASHINGTON (AP) — The House committee investigating the U.S. Capitol insurrection subpoenaed more than a dozen individuals Friday who it says falsely tried to declare Donald Trump the winner of the 2020 election in seven swing states…

…The nine-member panel said it has obtained information that groups of individuals met on Dec. 14, 2020 — more than a month after Election Day — in the seven states. The individuals, according to the congressional investigation, then submitted fake slates of Electoral College votes for Trump. Then “alternate electors” from those seven states sent those certificates to Congress, where several of Trump’s advisers used them to justify delaying or blocking the certification of the election during the joint session of Congress on Jan. 6, 2021.

I hope that a few of them realize that cutting deals early means less time spent in federal housing. Right about now, twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy’s hair is leaking.

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7 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Big Liars?

  1. Honestly, I hope the DOJ speeds up prosecution of these dumb fuckers. Several of the AZ crew are sitting legislators more than two head to the pokey; AZ has a Dem House and Senate at least for a little while…at the very least we become the majority of votes…be nice to get something good done before the AZ Lege makes it illegal to be a Democratic Legislator.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Nothing wrong with federal housing, except the mattresses and blankets are thin, and the food might not qualify for dog food, but other than that you could be ok. However you might end up getting married to a guy named Tiny…

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Could you imagine being willing to do prison time for someone as disloyal as Trump?


  5. MDavis says:

    Here’s a handy list


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