BREAKING: Another Gaetz’ Pal Pleads Guilty

Matt Gaetz, America’s aging prom date, must be cancelling the wrist corsage by now:

“Big Joe” Ellicott, a former Florida shock jock with potentially key information about the sex trafficking ring involving Rep. Matt Gaetz, has pleaded guilty in federal court, The Daily Beast has learned.

Ellicott is the long-time best friend of corrupt Florida tax official Joel Greenberg, who was Gaetz’s wingman in the underage sex operation, according to several sources with direct knowledge of their relationship. Last year, The Daily Beast revealed that Ellicott knew intimate details about the teenage girl who was paid for sex by the group—and actually texted what essentially amounted to a confession that they were scrambling to try and coverup details about their sex with a 17-year-old from the feds.

Let’s see: they got his Venmo, his wingman, the wingman’s best pal, an ex-“girlfriend” – I’m gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that this greaseball is already eying fast boats and private jets.

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2 Responses to BREAKING: Another Gaetz’ Pal Pleads Guilty

  1. roket says:

    Matt Gaetz is a Witch.

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  2. Redhand says:

    I was gambling down in Floor-da,
    I took a little risk.
    [Da da da, da da!]
    Send lawyers, guns, and money,
    Dad, get me out of this!

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