I would think most dads would probably never consider which kid goes to prison, but most dads are not a mango-hued Shitgibbon:
Donald Trump’s former lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen claimed Trump said that if one of his kids had to go to prison over the family business to “make sure” it was Donald Jr., not Ivanka.
“You may recall that there was the district attorney’s case here for Trump Soho where it was either Don or Ivanka was in very big trouble as a result of lying about the number of units that had been sold,” Cohen told MSNBC’s Alex Witt .
“And Donald said it to me – I mean I wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t said directly to me – he goes ‘if one or the other has to go to prison, make sure that it’s Don because Don would be able to handle it.'”
“Pretty mouth,” Lord Damp Nut didn’t mutter, “he’ll be popular, finally.”
(The betting widows are open for whether or not he would throw the kids under the bus to save his sorry sagging orange ass.)