“Calling Mike Pence…”
CNN reports that Hair Füror’s campaign officials —led by recently subpoenaed and noted lawn-care promoter Rudy Giuliani— actively coordinated efforts to put forward alternate electors in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan, Arizona, Wisconsin, Nevada, and New Mexico.
Those efforts included circulating drafts of forged certificates that were ultimately sent to the National Archives, which explains why/how fake certificates from seven different states had nearly identical wording and formatting. Real certificates of ascertainment all look different because there’s no standardized form.
One fake elector-brainiac bragged about it at a public event last week:
“We fought to seat the electors. The Trump campaign asked us to do that,” Meshawn Maddock, co-chair of the Michigan Republican Party, said at a public event last week that was organized by the conservative group Stand Up Michigan, according to a recording obtained by CNN.
Maddock might be interested to learn that under Michigan law, any Michigander who signed the fake certificates could face up to 14 years in prison for forging a public record and five years for election law forgery.
Now this is a gift for prosecutors, there are 59 Republicans who cast these fake electoral votes impersonating public officials, and some of ’em will want to sing to avoid prison time, and the small birds implicate the bigger birds, until they get to the goony bird at the top.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Imagine doing 14 years in the pokey for Donald Fucking Trump, an asshole who’d throw his own kids under the bus to save himself.
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All those fraud claims – the ever-present confession and projection.
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What gets me is the feeling of so many of these people that what they did, or were willing to do/go along with, was not simply wrong.
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…and then cry ‘Persecution!!’ when they are held accountable. Republicans do no wrong and Democrats do no right is embedded in their lizard brains.
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Also embedded in the media’s lizard brain, since the days when the Gingrich monster was sliming and sloshing its way through the halls of congress
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They’re living in the alternate reality where all that terrible shit Potus Pol Potbelly said was true and what they did was on a par with the Founding Fathers, and they expected to be feted like conquering heroes.
Sadly, reality has a liberal bias as we all know.
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Potus Pol Potbelly. I’m stealing that one.
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Take it, Comrade…I probably
swipedliberated it for the proletariat it from either Shower Cap or Colbert 🙂 (I’s been a while I’ve been using it on and off. I have a small list of favored ways of not ever saying the Former Guy’s name…)LikeLiked by 1 person
Is “Ivanka’sEx” on your list?
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