Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but Madison Cawthorn always sucks.
Noted roller Nazie and habitué of the Eagle’s Nest gift shop, Maddie Cawthorn, was caught on a Zoom call packing heat. Is that what the kids call Toobin’ing these days?
North Carolina representative Madison Cawthorn was caught cleaning his gun on Thursday during a virtual congressional hearing about veterans who have been exposed to toxic chemicals during the line of duty.
HAWT!!1!
It didn’t go over well:
Observers spotted the Republican congressman toying with a pistol during the testimony of Jen Burch, a six-year Air Force veteran who later developed breathing problems after being exposed to a toxic military “burn pit” in Afghanistan.
“It was immature. He’s a child. He lacks common sense. I think the congressman was overcompensating for something that he lacks and feeling inadequate among the heroes on that call,” John Feal, a 9/11 first responder who was at the virtual meeting, told The Daily Beast.
“Imagine you showed up for a Zoom meeting and a colleague decided that was when he needed to clean his gun,” wrote Lindsay Church, co-founder of Minority Veterans of America, on Twitter, alongside a screenshot of Mr Cawthorn with his weapon. “Because that’s what happened today in a Congressional roundtable on toxic exposure. We’re better than this.”
Did he offer apologies?
When asked about his handling of a gun during the hearing, a spokesperson for the representative said, “What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?”
Mock Paper Scissors 
How about equal voting rights for all you worthless f*ck? And yeah TG, roller Nazi captures his essence perfectly…
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He almost qualified for a Darwin Award….
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Alas, what a “happy ending” it would have been.
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I look forward to the next boring Zoom Meeting screenshots of Maddie Cawthorn (R – ED) blowing smoke out of his ass with that cigar he’s always sucking on.
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It’s the only gun he has.
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I should add that I never cease to be amazed at how stupid he looks. The eyes are perfectly feral.
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Cleaning his gun? Is that what the kids call it these days?
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Never would have picked roller nazi as a fan of legal “expert” and noted workplace meeting masturbationist Jeff Toobin, but here we are.
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“Because that’s what happened today in a Congressional roundtable on toxic exposure. We’re better than this.”
Sadly, we are not.
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