Cawthorn Polishes His Pistol During Meeting

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but Madison Cawthorn always sucks.

Noted roller Nazie and habitué of the Eagle’s Nest gift shop, Maddie Cawthorn, was caught on a Zoom call packing heat. Is that what the kids call Toobin’ing these days?

North Carolina representative Madison Cawthorn was caught cleaning his gun on Thursday during a virtual congressional hearing about veterans who have been exposed to toxic chemicals during the line of duty.


It didn’t go over well:

Observers spotted the Republican congressman toying with a pistol during the testimony of Jen Burch, a six-year Air Force veteran who later developed breathing problems after being exposed to a toxic military “burn pit” in Afghanistan.

“It was immature. He’s a child. He lacks common sense. I think the congressman was overcompensating for something that he lacks and feeling inadequate among the heroes on that call,” John Feal, a 9/11 first responder who was at the virtual meeting, told The Daily Beast.

“Imagine you showed up for a Zoom meeting and a colleague decided that was when he needed to clean his gun,” wrote Lindsay Church, co-founder of Minority Veterans of America, on Twitter, alongside a screenshot of Mr Cawthorn with his weapon. “Because that’s what happened today in a Congressional roundtable on toxic exposure. We’re better than this.”

Did he offer apologies?

When asked about his handling of a gun during the hearing, a spokesperson for the representative said, “What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?”

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9 Responses to Cawthorn Polishes His Pistol During Meeting

  1. Jimmy T says:

    How about equal voting rights for all you worthless f*ck? And yeah TG, roller Nazi captures his essence perfectly…

    Liked by 5 people

  2. Kiwiwriter says:

    He almost qualified for a Darwin Award….

    Liked by 5 people

  3. roket says:

    I look forward to the next boring Zoom Meeting screenshots of Maddie Cawthorn (R – ED) blowing smoke out of his ass with that cigar he’s always sucking on.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Redhand says:

    It’s the only gun he has.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. ming says:

    Cleaning his gun? Is that what the kids call it these days?

    Liked by 1 person

  6. laura says:

    Never would have picked roller nazi as a fan of legal “expert” and noted workplace meeting masturbationist Jeff Toobin, but here we are.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. glitterbug says:

    “Because that’s what happened today in a Congressional roundtable on toxic exposure. We’re better than this.”

    Sadly, we are not.


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