H/T Scissorhead DCap
Per The AP Rudy Giuliani —prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer ™— is subpoena’ed to appear before the committee investigating the Stupid Coup:
WASHINGTON (AP) — The House committee investigating the Capitol insurrection issued a new batch of subpoenas Tuesday to some of Donald Trump’s closest advisers, including Rudy Giuliani, as the committee inches closer to the former president…
…The committee is continuing to widen its scope into Trump’s orbit, this time demanding information and testimony from Giuliani, Jenna Ellis, Sidney Powell and Boris Epshteyn. All four publicly defended the president and his baseless voter fraud claims in the months after the 2020 election.
Oh, Jeebus, that means Lin Wood has new clients! /snark
The committee said it is seeking records and deposition testimony from Giuliani in connection to his promotion of election fraud claims on behalf of Trump. The panel is also seeking information about Giuliani’s reported efforts to persuade state legislators to take steps to overturn the election results.
H/T Scissorhead Fran
UPDATE 1:
And I thought Twizzler’s phone was made by Fisher-Price, and the Cougar’s was an one-800 number, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Tired: Rudy will claim Attorney-client privilege and not appear
Wired: Rudy WILL appear, at Capitol Radiator Repair (Conveniently located just off I-95) and be surprised when the guy behind the counter only asks him “Where is the car you need a radiator repaired?”
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He may try it but, uh, criminal conspiracies are not covered by the attorney-client privilege. Of course, he can assert his
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Wow. I remember when he was “The Racket Busting DA,” “Il Duce — The Mayor,” “America’s Mayor,” “Your Crazy Uncle,” and now he’s one of America’s leading traitors.
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I’m ready to hear the word RICO being tossed around and about.
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I just want to hear him say “seditious conspiracy.”
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It was a 1-900 number, TG.
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