Schrödinger’s Senator gives America the bird.
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never takes another principled, Libertarian stand when a corporation makes an informed bidness decision:
Honest-to-Blog this betwattled bint is gonna have a hard time finding anyone to give money to: everyone hates him.
Mock Paper Scissors 
He’s canceling his subscription and himself.
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Why does the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul (L-Hater) hate the free market system?
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Don’t forget the Libertarian Creed “Free market for me, not for thee.”
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I’m ok with that.
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Some other words also come to mind. Martinet, ignoramus, wannabe, petty little tyrant, amateur bully, pedazo de mierda. Spoiled little rich monster. Useless, destructive, trashy, nasty.
English is a good language
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“Why give money to people who hate us?”
I feel that way about paying taxes to a Republican controlled government.
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As a New Yorker, I feel this in my bones.
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Given that he’s an inveterate (and invertebrate!) liar, I want to see receipts, motherfucker, reciepts or it didn’t happen.
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Not “us,” Randy. You. People hate you.
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