Report: Deep Thoughts From Shallow Man

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Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, has sumpin’ to say to all of us MSNBC=watching, Peloton-riding, caramel macchiato-drinking, avocado toast-eating commies:

Weirdly, he forgot to mention a Bible verse. He’s slipping in his dotage.

 

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4 Responses to Report: Deep Thoughts From Shallow Man

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    Trumplicans: more projection than a 20-screen cineplex showing the latest Marvel, Star Wars, and Pixar films 24/7.

    Liked by 6 people

  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    We’ve taken to calling him “Marco Polio” since he’s come out in favor of viruses.

    Liked by 4 people

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