H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole
Cover-up expert Rep. Jim (R-OH State Wrestling) has RSVP’ed to the January 6 Committee:
Jordan says that he won’t voluntarily cooperate with the investigation, because laughably he has “no relevant information that would assist the Select Committee in advancing any legitimate legislative purpose.”
We already know that Jordan texted to Hair Füror’s team utterly bananas strategies to overturn the election in the lead-up to the Stupid Coup and spoke to Lord Damp Nut hisself on the phone as the attack ensued.
Mock Paper Scissors 
They’re like cargo cult lawyers…they think that simply
making bamboo airplanesinvoking magical phrases, “advancing any legitimate legislative purpose.” means they get away with it.One Weird Trick to Foil the January 6 committee!
Tengrain was here! I think I fixed the formatting problem…
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He’s saving his most powerful argument for later – the gold fringe on the flag.
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But his
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Benghazi motherfucker!
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I was going to use the second word of your comment myself.
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His rose-colored glasses are extremely thick.
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That’s his head.
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I was thinking if he refuses to show then the next step is to subpoena the relevant records from his carriers. But maybe that’s already been done and he’s refusing a chance to get on the stand and
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Are you sure it’s not his liter size glass of Rose?
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