Gym Jordan Sends His Regrets To The Jan. 6 Committee

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Cover-up expert Rep. Jim (R-OH State Wrestling) has RSVP’ed to the January 6 Committee:

Jordan says that he won’t voluntarily cooperate with the investigation, because laughably he has “no relevant information that would assist the Select Committee in advancing any legitimate legislative purpose.”

We already know that Jordan texted to Hair Füror’s team utterly bananas strategies to overturn the election in the lead-up to the Stupid Coup and spoke to Lord Damp Nut hisself on the phone as the attack ensued.

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10 Responses to Gym Jordan Sends His Regrets To The Jan. 6 Committee

  1. They’re like cargo cult lawyers…they think that simply making bamboo airplanes invoking magical phrases, “advancing any legitimate legislative purpose.” means they get away with it.

    One Weird Trick to Foil the January 6 committee!

    Tengrain was here! I think I fixed the formatting problem…

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  2. MDavis says:

    But his emails texts and phone records!

    Liked by 2 people

  3. laura says:

    Benghazi motherfucker!

    Liked by 5 people

  4. roket says:

    His rose-colored glasses are extremely thick.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

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