One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cancun?

“My wife is ugly and my dad shot JFK.”

If you ever wondered where boneless chicken came from, get a load of this guy:

Ayatollah Ted thinks he’d made a great prznint someday, and he crawls to kiss-up to a failed Dancing With The Stars contestant who is most famous for wearing a bow tie and inheriting a fast food fortune.

Meanwhile, Reuters notes that federal prosecutors have categorized more than 150 January 6 cases as being “domestic terrorism” in their internal case-tracking reports.

 

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9 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cancun?

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    Senator Rafael Pendejo “Reek” Cruz (Q-Jellyfish).

    Liked by 4 people

  2. Steve-O says:

    I wondered how long it would take for Teddy CanCruz to walk back his “terrorist” statement, but I didn’t even have time to set up the betting pool. Window is closed, People. No more bets.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Earl says:

    Jesus! Thanks the laughter.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. I knew Republicans were craven, bed-wetting weenies, but how bad do you have to be to consider TUCKER FROZEN TV DINNER to be strong and powerful and knuckle under to him? Jon Stewart had it right; never let him dictate the terms, shame him and laugh at him.

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  5. roket says:

    Now that’s entertainment. Republicans eating their own on live TV over the Big Lie. Ben Shapiro may have murdered political correctness but Fucker Carlson just murdered Reagan’s 11th Commandment in front of millions. 2022 is off to a good start.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. spotthedog says:

    I don’t bother calling them terrorists, I call them assholes. Ted looks like he would be happier if Fucker would just insult his wife and be done with it.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Meanwhile Ted your dad still killed JFK

    Liked by 1 person

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